So guys, I’m old now. SO old. Well, at least to me, I’m old. I’m 36 (this July). And man, that’s old to me! I never thought I’d get here, you know? I can remember when my big buddy at school was going into grade nine, and I thought, “Wow; She is SO OLD.” And here I am now, in my freaking mid-thirties! I don’t know. I feel weird about it all, to tell you the truth.
Sometimes, I don’t FEEL old. And then sometimes I do something, and I’m like, ‘Man. I AM old.’ Because I do things that I would have NEVER done when I was younger. When I say younger, I mean mostly in my twenties. Yes, you twenty somethings that are reading this right now, you are young babies. You don’t know it right now. But when you’re in your thirties and beyond, you’ll know what I’m talking about.
So, I do these things I never used to do. Some of them, I NEVER thought I’d do.
My friends–I must apologize.
I’ve been holding back on you. I know. It’s been wrong of me. But I have a perfectly acceptable excuse for it. I recently discovered that there was this ‘thing’ about the Norwex Body Cloth that I thought everyone knew. A little tip to make life SO much easier. But I was in fact wrong, and some of my customers informed me, when I mentioned it, that they had NO idea.